I don't vent to just anyone.
helloitsevelynnn: When I vent to you, feel special. It takes so much for me to tell you what’s on my mind and how I’m feeling. But if you act like you’re uninterested, I’ll just stop venting to you. I want someone who would be willing to listen, not someone who thinks they have something better to do. I don’t care if you have “lame” advice or no advice at all, I just want you to be all ears.
Plot Twist: Hey, I heard you were a mild one.
me in every single restaurant ever: i'll have the chicken fingers
Me: *see spider*
Me: *lose sight of spider*
Me: So this is how I die.
paging-doctorfaggot: yokunai: breathe if you think i’m hilarious *whole human race dies from suffocation*